My wife got the purse she'd been asking for
My daughter got a princess and a thousand things more
Now let me just tell you the reason I'm blue
All I got was some socks and a turtleneck too
Now, don't get me wrong, socks and undies are great
But a turtleneck hasn't been cool since 78
But I'll look on the bright side though I'd rather not
When it's cold out this winter my neck will be hot
